Before a makeout session

butitsonsale:

What all other guys do to girls faces:

What my boyfriend does:

When I’m reading the sex tips in Cosmo before my boyfriend comes over

butitsonsale:

when i beat my own high score on temple run

butitsonsale:

when a creepy guy tries to dance with me at a bar

butitsonsale:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

rabioheab:

i was trying to take a pic of myself laying on the counter and i was going to post it with the caption ‘ladies’ but then i fell. here is moments before the tragic accident

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textsfrombennett:

Does this make Bennett racist?

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